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    36 minutes ago

    (Source: fairyinpink, via howidiotic)

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    37 minutes ago

    stargates:

    why is this so hard

    (via theclearlydope)

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    37 minutes ago

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    37 minutes ago

    theslinkylizard:

    It’s raining and thundering outside so I’m getting lots lizard snuggles right now ❤️

    (via taterpants12)

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    4 hours ago

    tastefullyoffensive:

He touched the butt. [x]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    He touched the butt. [x]

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    4 hours ago

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    4 hours ago

    tastefullyoffensive:

    This. Is. Ellen Page! [via]

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    4 hours ago

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    8 hours ago

    ink-and-roses:

    ahumblebard:

    doxian:

    I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

    Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

    SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

    I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

    This is never not funny

    (via g0th-spice)

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    8 hours ago

    boomsticks-and-firewater:

    puellamagidolaon:

    lovrdlogic:

    When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

    Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

    Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

    (Source: platwaifu, via g0th-spice)