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    10 hours ago

    captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

    captcreate:

    If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

    (Source: kulakarkasi, via tastefullyoffensive)

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    19 hours ago

    starsquadd:

    It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

    (via taterpants12)

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    19 hours ago

    (Source: dontsellmeshit, via pedr-oh)

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    21 hours ago

    tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

  5. notes

    21 hours ago

    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via pedr-oh)

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    21 hours ago

    basementdemo:

    my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

    (via pedr-oh)

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    21 hours ago

    the-dick-lord-levi:

    So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

    And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

    (via pedr-oh)

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    21 hours ago

    editoress:

    If Tumblr is so accepting and loving of aliens, then why is it that meesa, Jar Jar Binks,

    (via mr-egbutt)

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    21 hours ago

  10. notes

    21 hours ago

    I told you. All the men in my life die.
    I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

    (Source: branstarks, via pedr-oh)